Laugh Stupid dot com http://www.laughstupid.com/ en-us 2006-09-08T14:18:56-05:00 But Those Dreams Have Remained and They've Turned Around http://www.laughstupid.com/archives/cat_welcome_back.html#000016 It’s a big city. There’s like, what? Eighty hojillion people living here or something? Welcome Back J.O.S.Hartung 2005-06-13T08:00:07-05:00 Who'd Have Thought They'd Lead You http://www.laughstupid.com/archives/cat_welcome_back.html#000017 It’s actually pronounced “ookulaylay,” not “youkalaylee.” But anyone who corrects you when you say “youkalaylee” is a dork. Feel free to smack them around with a larger instrument and take their lunch money. Welcome Back J.O.S.Hartung 2005-06-14T09:29:28-05:00 (who'd have thought they'd lead you) http://www.laughstupid.com/archives/cat_welcome_back.html#000018 One day I pulled out that BIG FUCKING WOODEN STUMP of a guitar that I’ve had since I was eight. Welcome Back J.O.S.Hartung 2005-06-15T08:11:45-05:00 BTP I: Money Isn't Everything, But It Helps http://www.laughstupid.com/archives/cat_boys_tales_of_privilege.html#000019 ...we all wondered why Mrs. Onassis felt the need to write into her recipe “make sure to save some rum for the rum-balls.” Boys' Tales of Privilege J.O.S.Hartung 2005-06-16T08:58:00-05:00 BTP II: The Courting Rituals of the Adolescent Nerd http://www.laughstupid.com/archives/cat_boys_tales_of_privilege.html#000020 I watched Gwynnie giggle and chatter with these perfectly proportioned, clearly more popular blondes, dreading the inevitable moment when they would turn on her with a wedgie… oh wait, these were girls. They’d probably turn on her by making her bulimic. Boys' Tales of Privilege J.O.S.Hartung 2005-06-20T14:19:02-05:00 MP3! http://www.laughstupid.com/archives/cat_shilling_and_whoring.html#000021 Enjoy. Don't say I never gave you anything. Shilling and Whoring J.O.S.Hartung 2005-06-21T12:07:00-05:00 We're in Playbill! http://www.laughstupid.com/archives/cat_welcome_back.html#000022 Yes. I’m in dance numbers. It's all cheesy schlock muscial theatre 101 dance bits, but with dry humping and the occasional DP. Welcome Back J.O.S.Hartung 2005-07-22T00:58:09-05:00 Me Love Cafe Press http://www.laughstupid.com/archives/cat_shilling_and_whoring.html#000024 I like Karen Flood. She let me pick out my own costumes: The one on the left is by my friend Jill. You can go... Shilling and Whoring J.O.S.Hartung 2005-07-29T16:43:03-05:00 Who Wants A Free Ticket? http://www.laughstupid.com/archives/cat_shilling_and_whoring.html#000025 Cousin Matt sez: Hello all, I'm running this poster and flyer business during the New York Fringe festival, and one of my duties is too... Shilling and Whoring J.O.S.Hartung 2005-08-04T16:18:13-05:00 Are my lemons tied, is my hair in place http://www.laughstupid.com/archives/cat_shilling_and_whoring.html#000027 And here we are. In about 25 minutes, I have to leave this nice, climate controlled environment and hustle down to the theater for opening... Shilling and Whoring J.O.S.Hartung 2005-08-14T14:23:59-05:00 FRONT PAGE, BABY! http://www.laughstupid.com/archives/cat_shilling_and_whoring.html#000028 "Offensive. Appalling. Dirty. Vulgar. Inappropriate. Obscene. The Banger's Flopera: A Musical Perversion embodies all those qualities and one more: brilliant. The brainchild of Inverse Theater... Shilling and Whoring J.O.S.Hartung 2005-08-19T11:24:29-05:00 For I am easily influenced http://www.laughstupid.com/archives/cat_welcome_back.html#000029 This from my friend Lauren: open your music player, stick the sucker on random and hit play. Then go and find pictures of the first... Welcome Back J.O.S.Hartung 2005-10-26T14:04:59-05:00 Playlist Shuffle Writing Workout 1 http://www.laughstupid.com/archives/cat_writing_idears.html#000030 Here's a new thing I figured I'd do. First off, I should admit I'm shamelessly ripping off Matt Fraction's Mixtape Phrenologies with this. But hell,... Writing Idears J.O.S.Hartung 2005-11-15T14:30:50-05:00 Shuffle Workout #2 http://www.laughstupid.com/archives/cat_writing_idears.html#000031 “Dancing Queen/Walk On The Wild Side/Angel of Harlem,” Moxy Fruvous – That’s a live bootleg there. Those wacky Canadians… my buddy from high school got... Writing Idears J.O.S.Hartung 2005-11-22T13:53:12-05:00 Theological Thinkin' http://www.laughstupid.com/archives/cat_writing_idears.html#000032 So I’m writing this new thing… and I’m finding myself making fun of religion again. Well, if there ever was an institution in dire need... Writing Idears J.O.S.Hartung 2006-09-08T14:18:56-05:00